Devastating Error

*We interrupt your daily mealtime to bring you this important message!*

Today we have witnessed a horrible tragedy. A tragedy that will strike our hearts til the day we die. The tragedy is none other than the writing block of your normally scheduled programming. This inability to produce amusing anecdotes will, I'm sure, cause all of you harm and to revile your mealtime television.

I am sorry to bring you this horrifying news during your only time of allowed happiness during the day, please excuse the grief and continue with your meals until grieving period. Thank you that is all.

*Message closed*

I am writing this here to help you read between the lines. I haven't been able to come up with any good plots recently, sorry for the block hopefully it will be over shortly.
Thanks for reading guys!