Hello

Hi, I'm Ian but you can call me Rawk.

I'm your average, typical, popular, high school student. I enjoy long hours of sitting inside during the day, and even longer hours in front of some sort of screen, broadcasting useless information into my brain during the night.

Today, I'm here to talk to you about Information! I am a so called "expert" on the subject of Information. This "Information" I speak of is what is projected into your mind as the projectors and holograms fall from the sky alerting you of the truth your government has wronged you of. This Information will be in your mind as long as you can remember (approx. 10 minutes with the new and improved Projector Belts).

When you first see the Information, it will stun, bedazzle, and sometimes even set you aflame, but this is nothing to be afraid of, just let it soak into your mind, like a warm bubble bath provided by the kindly old lady down the street. This Information is a new wave in the line of technologies that are new and improved from our last attempt that is still remaining in the gutter (don't mention the name they won't like it) it has much more eyelashes and can supply you a near infinite amount of wishes. That being said, Information, will be able to grant your wishes, fold your laundry, iron your clothes, and even: polish your dice! That's right, you heard it here! The new line of Information can POLISH YOUR DICE now kids, don't go and buy this just yet, wait ten minutes and you'll get this special T.V. offer of our newest Projector Belt model, absolutely free, only for a limited time offer.

These Information were selling you can't be found in stores, planes, helicopters, or books. They are only in the sky, falling to the ground, and blasting useful thoughts into your mind. Don't blink, or you'll miss the chance to be a perfect human being.